San Andreas Island

Where You Always Have Something To Say

Enter the dreamhouse brothers and sisters, leaving your debts asleep, your history at the door: This is the home for heroes, and this loving darkness a fur you can afford." -Cecil Day Lewis

Have you ever wished that you would always know what to say, no matter what
the situation? That every aspect of your life would have a happy
ending? This is the way in which the people of San Andreas Island lived for fifty years. But perfection is temporary...

This website was *created by the Reseachers of American Deviantional Societies, in conjunction with
the Society of Previously American Monarchies (more commonly known as "S.P.A.M.") for the
purpose of instructing students in dystopian ideals.

*no monkeys or puppies were harmed in the making of this website.